Kucharuk does not have a magic lamp

If I had a magic lamp, I would wish that the snow clearing could happen at the flick of a switch. Alas, I have no magic lamp, so I need to be patient and wait until the plow makes its way to my street. I need to be patient as the army of snowplows makes their way down important streets and intersections, ensuring that school buses and ambulances have a fighting chance of making their way with our precious cargo. I need to be patient as those same snowplow operators tag team day and night to get to each and every street in our community.

My mom says I am special, but I know that I am not special enough to get my street plowed first, second or even third.

article continues below

Rome wasn’t built in a day and neither can a community have all their snow removed in just one day. It’s impossible!

But yet the conversation always turns ugly after the first heavy snowfall.

“I got stuck in my driveway!”

“I got high centered on a ridge of heavy snow!”

“Why is my street always done last!”

Every winter we hear the same conversation. 

Every.single.winter.

If we aren’t complaining about the municipal snow removal, then we are complaining about the highway maintenance.

Every.single.winter.

Is it the shorter days that make us all so grumpy? Are we irritable because we are getting slightly poisoned by carbon monoxide from the furnace running incessantly due to the growing cold?

What happens to us?

We have five or six months of this white stuff before it goes away. If we don’t pace ourselves with our general disappointment regarding all things winter, we are going to burn ourselves out!

This is generally the part where an inspirational quote would be appropriate, unfortunately I don’t have one to share as I have caught the “I hate winter” blue’s as well. Winter is my least favourite season and one that I tolerate by consuming inordinate amounts of carbohydrates and binging on Netflix programming. Thankfully there is a new season of House of Cards to watch.

Being high on sugar and dizzy from television drama won’t keep me from complaining though…..

Maybe complaining is the natural bloodletting to combat the winter blues?

Judy Kucharuk is a lover of sarcasm, witty people and footnotes. You can read her book “Naked Tuesday” or catch her on CBC Radio Daybreak North where she shares her “Peace of Mind”. Follow her on twitter @judylaine

© Copyright 2018 Dawson Creek Mirror News

Comments

NOTE: To post a comment you must have an account with at least one of the following services: Disqus, Facebook, Twitter, Google+ You may then login using your account credentials for that service. If you do not already have an account you may register a new profile with Disqus by first clicking the "Post as" button and then the link: "Don't have one? Register a new profile".

The Dawson Creek Mirror welcomes your opinions and comments. We do not allow personal attacks, offensive language or unsubstantiated allegations. We reserve the right to edit comments for length, style, legality and taste and reproduce them in print, electronic or otherwise. For further information, please contact the editor or publisher, or see our Terms and Conditions.

comments powered by Disqus